FUNNY FRIENDSHIP QUOTES
Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can't have too many friends because then you're just not really friends. Truman Capote
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.Benjamin Franklin
Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying moods. Esther M. Clark
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces. Austin O'Malley
FUNNY FRIENDSHIP QUOTES - I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire. Jeff Foxworthy
Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say. Anand Singh
Money couldn't buy friends but you got a better class of enemy. Spike Milligan
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. Anne Morrow Lindbergh
When a woman like that whom I've seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man. Alice Duer Miller
FUNNY FRIENDSHIP QUOTES - A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! - Doug Larson
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Bernard Meltzer
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention. Clifton Fadiman
